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S1 E15

Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Mike, Selina and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wendy and I are adopting a baby from China. Actually, Wendy was keeping it a secret from me until today because I'm so bad at keeping secrets. But I'm gonna be a Dad!

You're a nincompoop. We are in the middle of a tied election. there's no time for some Chinese baby.

Fortune cookie say you fuck up big time, round eye.

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