Hey, Dan.
Thought you resigned.
I guess the president changed her mind. It's a fickle world, my friend, and you've just been fickled.
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No. No, this is not—this is not real.
No, you're right Dan, it's a dream. And me and Kent are about to turn into two horny cheerleaders and start making out.
So am I fired? Please Ben, don't say that I'm fired.
You're not fired...
Oh, thank fuck for that.
...because you've just resigned.
It's a perfect fit. Worked on the Families First Bill, and handsome. Therefore, guilty looking.
No, no. No! I know about the targeting of bereaved families and the use of federal data!
You listen to me, you little fucking turd's assistant, you don't threaten the administration, because we will fucking destroy you! We'll skin you like a squirrel, clean you out like a dirty fucking chimney, and wear you like a glove puppet with my fingers sticking out of your dead fucking eyeballs!!
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