Dan and Jonah in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Hey, Jonah. You know, buddy, I have been mean and I'm sorry.

Jonah

What kind of idiot do you think I am?

Dan

Is there a choice?

Jonah

I only have one asset that you would be interested in and that's my Uncle Jeff's bucket of votes.

Dan

Great! So you'll get us Uncle Jeff?

Jonah

Oh no, I'm just gettin' started. I want West Exec parking for the Cube, and I want mess hall privileges.

Dan

No. That, that's impossible.

Jonah

Well, then you better "possible-ize" it, Dan. And I want somebody that works for me. I want an assistant, a go-fer, a servant.

Dan

Oh, you want a Jonah?

Jonah

Yeah! I want a Jonah. And henceforth they will no longer be known as Jonahs. They'll be known as Jimmys or Pepes or Sarahs or whatever the fuck that person's name turns out to be. And you can't hire anyone named Jonah, okay? See, I'm on to you already.

Dan

[looking at phone] Shit! I gotta go.

Jonah

You know what? They should be called Dans.