Dan, Ed Webster and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

What's the whole not-drinking thing?

I'm a Quaker.

Jonah

What?

Dan

Bullshit! No one's a fucking Quaker.

Jonah

You probably think that staying sober keeps you on top of your game. Well, guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit tattooed on my dick with room to spare.

Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.