[seeing a pregnancy test Amy is buying for Selina] Holy sh— Are you pregnant? Amy, come on, career-wise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo.
Thanks for the support.
So I guess you're gonna be needing maternity leave. I'd be the obvious choice for your replacement.
That is literally your first thought?
No. My first thought was, "there goes your figure," but I didn't say that because I thought it would be upsetting.
Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after you. Call him Fuck Weasel.
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