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Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Selina and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Dan? Did your boyfriend know anything about this?

I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence!

That's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo!

I thought—

No, no! Let me be more clear: it doesn't do the job, and it makes a fucking MESS! Get out of my office.

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