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Veep · Season 1, Episode 15

Jonah and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

So you're saying that just because I'm not as close to POTUS as you thought I was, that means that we can't hang out anymore?

What I'm saying, you fucking ape, is that you are a useless waste of fucking carbon. I've been trying to cynically use you, but you're so fucking low-rent, you can't even be exploited. Not to mention the fact any restaurant that serves anything in a fuckload is not a nice restaurant.

[to the waiter] Where is the bread in this place, asshole? [to Dan] And you, you upstate New York dickshit-

Watch it.

Yeah, I'll talk about upstate New York. You guys think you're fucking New York, but you're not. And you with your perpetual 5:00 shadow, you're not that great to be around. I don't like you, Dan.

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