I know it's hard but... I brush my teeth obsessively. Like the things we did are caught in me. In my mouth or... what about you?
No, I just brush the normal amount.
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What do you see when you see me?
I see... someone who's killed thousands. Who murders, tortures, executes innocent children without hesitation. That's what I see.
And do you think I wanted that? Do you think I wanted to be Mr. Rabbit? You're capable of more than you know, Wilson, believe me.
DDonaldson
I've got this.
Where did you get that?
TBTony Bradley
Christian, is that you?
What have you got a gun for?
DDonaldson
It's for shooting people.
TBTony Bradley
Are you two together?
Oh, fuck no.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I--I've come to find you.
Why?
What do you mean, why?
I mean, why have you come to find me?
Why do you think?
I don't know. That's why I'm fucking asking you.
Jesus, this is not at all going how I imagined it would.
I missed you. I fucking missed you. I used to check CCTV feeds. Missing persons. I'd walk out the office in the middle of a meeting just in case you happened to be passing. Every second I missed you. And what do you say when you see me? "What the fuck do you want?"
Right, well, when you put it like that...
I can't explain that. All right--all right, I can explain it. I slept with him. Once. I just found out I had Deel's, he knew all about it, I was on a very low ebb. It--it will never happen again. And just thinking about it makes me want a vagina transplant, so I'm just fucking telling you, all right?
Oh, look. It's that one-eyed freak who shot me in my lung.
Yeah, well, you put my eye out.
Just doing my job. Besides, you got a nice new pirate-y look out of it. All I got was partial paralysis.
What I like about you, Wilson is the amount of stuff you know, all of it fucking useless.
Knowledge is never useless.
Wasn't much use when I got my spoon out, was it? Or when I killed your dad.
It's not that you can't take life. I reckon you could take billions. But it would have to be necessary. Killing me just isn't necessary.
You called Milner.
It was a mistake.
Was it? Was it, Ian? Are you that fucking stupid? Or... are you actually quite fucking smart.
Your insults are getting increasingly cryptic, what the hell are you saying?
Do you mind if we talk about you breaking in with a knife, and not my eggs?
I am not with them.
Michael, don't worry. If I thought you were with them, you'd be dead.
MMarius
You racist bastard. You think all Romis from Romania. Is not. Romi many places. Bulgaria, Poland, Spain. Romani different language, like... Welsh to English. You speaking fucking Welsh?
Yeah, I do, actually.
MMarius
Doesn't matter.
But...
MMarius
You still racist.
MMarius
What's going on?
Becky found a way to speak to Anton. Through twatface.
MMarius
Is twatface me?
Ian, what are you doing?
I'm getting Grant back.
What? Are you trying to find a weapon? Is that it?
Right.
Well, that's a curtain pole, Ian. You've got a curtain pole.
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