Becky quotes from Utopia

Becky

I can't explain that. All right--all right, I can explain it. I slept with him. Once. I just found out I had Deel's, he knew all about it, I was on a very low ebb. It--it will never happen again. And just thinking about it makes me want a vagina transplant, so I'm just fucking telling you, all right?

Becky

You get out that way and you avoid all the security. I'll be waiting and if no one kills us, then I think we should be fine.

Becky

Oh, and don't start calling them "The Three," okay? It's not Lord of the Fucking Rings and you're not a hobbit or a fucking space goblin, right?

Wilson

Funny, seeing each other like this. I didn't expect you to be pretty, Becky.

Becky

Thank you, Wilson. I think.

Wilson

Ian, I didn't expect you to be...

Ian

Tall?

Wilson

No, black.

Becky

What do you do?

Ian

Well, think of the least interesting thing you could think of.

Becky

IT. [Ian stares] Oh, no fucking way.

Ian

Way fucking way. I also live with my mum.

Becky

Jesus Christ, you're going to make me cry, Ian. What happened?

Ian

I don't know. I really don't know.

Wilson

Bloody hell, you sound about 10.

Becky

Close. He's 11.

Wilson

What? Really? You said that you owned a Porsche and that your girlfriend was a super-model.

Grant

Yeah, I've got ambitions.

Becky

Right. Shall we wait for Jessica?

Wilson

What for? I can break in.

Grant

Yeah? Well I can break in, as well.

Becky

Jesus Christ. Am I the only one who can't break into houses?

Wilson

I'll teach you if you want.

Ian

All right, I'll tell you what. I'll say it. I like you. There. I said it, it's out. So now you can punch me, or give me a Chinese burn, or just--just kick me in my balls.

Becky

I reckon you'd like that.

Becky

Well this is nice. Better than drunk shagging and angry shagging.

Ian

Yeah. The shagging was nice.

Becky

Problem for you, though, is how are you going to get in my knickers without me being drunk or angry?

Ian

Well, I could try telling you that I like you. That I think a lot about your lips, your eyes, your smile. I could tell you that I know you're in the room even before I've seen you. And I could tell you that despite all this madness, murder, mayhem... there's a corner of my soul that feels like I'm coming alive because of you.

Becky

Yeah, well that might do it.

Becky

So she kissed you. On the mouth. Did you kiss her back?

Ian

She held a gun to my head.

Becky

Do you enjoy it? Well, I suppose she's attractive. In a skinny bitch evil murderess kind of way.

Jessica

Where did he put them? I want those pages and I want...

Becky

I know! You want Mr. Rabbit. But going off and killing him isn't going to make your father any less of a cock than he was!

Jessica

You psychoanalyzing me, Becky? We best pals now? You want to wear my lipstick?

Becky

Shit. You're wearing makeup.

Jessica

We'll be outside. That's not to leave this room.

Becky

Could say please.

Jessica

Please, Becky, don't take the manuscript out of this room or I will rip your fucking head off.

I've got this.

Becky

Where did you get that?

Christian, is that you?

Becky

What have you got a gun for?

It's for shooting people.

Are you two together?

Becky

Oh, fuck no.

Becky

What the fuck are you doing here?

Ian

I--I've come to find you.

Becky

Why?

Ian

What do you mean, why?

Becky

I mean, why have you come to find me?

Ian

Why do you think?

Becky

I don't know. That's why I'm fucking asking you.

Ian

Jesus, this is not at all going how I imagined it would.

Ian

I missed you. I fucking missed you. I used to check CCTV feeds. Missing persons. I'd walk out the office in the middle of a meeting just in case you happened to be passing. Every second I missed you. And what do you say when you see me? "What the fuck do you want?"

Becky

Right, well, when you put it like that...