Michael Dugdale quotes from Utopia

Michael

Do you mind if we talk about you breaking in with a knife, and not my eggs?

All I know is within the next few weeks, I was embroiled in a sex scandal. Professor Pervert, addicted to coke and prostitutes.

Michael

Did--did they just set you up?

Yeah! Well, no, I do like cocaine and prostitutes. But they didn't have to tell anyone.

Ian

Then you make him disable all relays. Okay?

Michael

And then... what if he doesn't do what I say?

Ian

Hit him with the gun.

Michael

What, like, the fat end?

Ian

Yeah. The fat end.

Michael

I am not with them.

Jessica

Michael, don't worry. If I thought you were with them, you'd be dead.

Milner

Are you asking me, "Am I a killer", Michael? Yes, I am. I didn't want to be. It's just the way it turned out. Like Churchill or Lincoln.

Michael

Or Hitler.

Jessica

Look, find out where they have them. Take a mobile, the GPS.

Michael

They search me. They fucking search me. How do I get a phone in there?

Jessica

Shove it up your arse. No, I'm serious. You have to shove it up your arse. It's the only way. Don't use a big one.

Michael

Wilson, trust me, listen. Don't--don't do this. Please. This is not you.

Wilson

No. I don't think I am me. Not any more.