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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Funny, seeing each other like this. I didn't expect you to be pretty, Becky.

Thank you, Wilson. I think.

Ian, I didn't expect you to be...

Tall?

No, black.

What do you do?

Well, think of the least interesting thing you could think of.

IT. [Ian stares] Oh, no fucking way.

Way fucking way. I also live with my mum.

Jesus Christ, you're going to make me cry, Ian. What happened?

I don't know. I really don't know.

[about The Utopia Experiments] Why you into it, then?

Well, for the artwork. The stories, the sheer... imaginative vision. It's like opening a door into another world. Why diminish it by pretending it's real?

It's opening a door, all right, but what you don't realize is that it's opening a door... to reality.

What does that even mean, Wilson?

I don't know, I'm a bit drunk.

Most torturers tend to have their favorite areas of the body to work on. Genitals, teeth, soles of the feet. With me... it's the eyes. Chilies, sand, bleach. A spoon.

Is this about Utopia? I didn't even know Bejan.

I'm going to rub chilies into your eyes. Then sand. Then bleach. Then I'm going to use the spoon. Do you know what I do with the spoon?

Ian, you won't be able to shoot me.

Yeah? Don't imagine I won't, Jess.

No, really, you won't be able to shoot me. You've got the safety catch on. [Ian looks at it, Jessica yanks it away] They don't generally have safety catches. Except on telly.

Let me make this very clear. Your lives as you know them are over. What the next 48 hours are about is abandoning everything you know or thought you could rely on and adjusting to the new reality. If you can adjust you will live. If you can't, you will die.

He's on our side, isn't he?

There are no sides. Just people who help you and people who don't.

Bloody hell, you sound about 10.

Close. He's 11.

What? Really? You said that you owned a Porsche and that your girlfriend was a super-model.

Yeah, I've got ambitions.

Right. Shall we wait for Jessica?

What for? I can break in.

Yeah? Well I can break in, as well.

Jesus Christ. Am I the only one who can't break into houses?

I'll teach you if you want.

Wilson, I work with computers, I know what I'm...

You're an IT consultant, Ian. If I want to know how to make a printer work, I'll let you know.

All right, I'll tell you what. I'll say it. I like you. There. I said it, it's out. So now you can punch me, or give me a Chinese burn, or just--just kick me in my balls.

I reckon you'd like that.

What difference does it make who Mr. Rabbit is?

There's a story about how he got his name. He was in bed with a criminal underworld in Kwang Dong. But he was playing everyone off against each other. The Russians, CIA, the gangs. So the Americans got fed up, and they let a particularly nasty crime boss know that he was their man. The boss found him, dragged him off the street--right through the middle of a busy office block. They tortured him, and as a lesson to others, the boss carved his own name into this man's stomach. "Rabbit." Ever seen the Chinese character for "rabbit," Ian? Lots of lines, lots of cuts. Somehow he managed to get free and, despite being unarmed, he killed everyone in that room. Then he went back through the office block and killed everyone who'd seen him. By the time he was finished, 265 people on three continents had lost their lives and not a single living person knew his identity. That's who Mr. Rabbit is. He is the beating heart of all this. And if we can find his identity, it ends and you go home.

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Michael, if you work with me, there's a really good chance that I can make your life wonderful. But if you work against me just one more time, I will make your life over.

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