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United States of Tara · Season 1, Episode 1

Marshall and Kate in “Pilot”

Marshall

Mom?

Kate

No. Mom keeps her ass-crack in check. It's "T".

Marshall

[He turns around and sees a pink thong] I can see that now.

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