TTheo
He [Steven] was always a geek in high school.
Hey, none of us were perfect in high school. So, you were a geek. Everybody was something. I was a slut.
All S1
S1The Perfect Date
[Holding an armful of condoms] Well, I think I have enough condoms... for tonight!
S1Hal and Hillary
[Fighting with Hillary] You're not my stepmother! You are not my stepmother!
[Lucien sees Perry duct taped to the ping-pong table]
LLucien
What happened?
PPerry
"What happened" what? Oh, I strapped myself here. I have a girl coming by to pleasure me in a few minutes.
LLucien
Are you serious?
PPerry
No! You moron! Untie me!
S1Eric's POV
RRex
You know what a relationship is? Real Exciting Love Affair that Turns Into Ongoing Nightmare... Sobriety Hangs In Peril. Something like that, I got it tattooed on my back, you wanna read it?
RRex
She's a good girl man, I know.
I know.
RRex
Reminds me of another girl I once knew.
Who?
RRex
Her name is Your Mother. I'll tell you something, buddy. There is nothing as good as the love of a good woman. Except ecstasy.
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