Spider-Man and Deadpool in “Unfinished Business”

You can’t just do whatever you want without the consequences. That’s how people get hurt.

Ugh, come on, you sound just like Fury. Except not as cool. It’ll help you if I pop out your eye.

You’re good... for a total psycho.

[laughs] Oh goody, oh, it’s the insult game, okay. They should call you “elevator operator”. 'Cause you’re bringing me down. Or “tonsils”. 'Cause you’re a pain in the neck. Ba-boosh!

Lame. Next you’ll be telling me to “go soak my head”.

Ah, what a swellegant idea. But it’ll look a lot funnier in my imagination.

What?