Spider-Man and Deadpool in “Unfinished Business”

You’ve got to be kidding me. You have your own personal jet?

Yup. It was a present from one Tony Stark.

He never gave me a jet. Seriously, from one super dude to another, what’s your secret?

Origin story time! Yeah! Ever since I can remember, I’ve always been a fighter.

How am I in your origin story?

Don’t question greatness. It was like genetic engineering or whatever. I didn’t pay attention in social studies. I was a normal baby for 30 seconds. Then ninjas stole my mama. [crying] Nick Fury saw my awesome, took me in, suckled me on the sweet milk of justice.

Um, ew?

You’re a good listener. I like you. Some advice, ditch Fury. Go freelance, like me. No rules, more fun and money. Lotsa' money.

Wait. You get paid? I get zapped by robots, and you get paid. Freelance hero sounds pretty good.