Spider-Man and Deadpool in “Unfinished Business”

Why the alumni visit, Deadpool?

Long story short. This bad dude, Agent MacGuffin, swiped encrypted S.H.I.E.L.D. files with the secret identities of every known hero. Including mine! And yours. And hers. And his. And his and his.

That’s huge. We should be on that case. Why didn’t Fury tell us?

Word is that Fury left his S.H.I.E.L.D. tablet in a hotel bathroom. [laughs] So you can see why he’d want to be discrete. Now, see I agreed to help even though Fury and me don’t always see eye to eye. Now, do you get that? Eye to eye? Eye to eye! Hm, get it? [laughs]

Yeah, I do eye jokes too.

Plus, you know how busy Fury is. I’m sure he’s doing something important as we speak.