Deadpool and Spider-Man in “Unfinished Business”

Ah, you are comedy gold, my friend. Or at least comedy oatmeal. As for me, you already know, I’m Deadpool. Superhero supreme with a side of bam. Nice to see you kept my color scheme when you copied my suit. Am I, like, your idol?

Never heard of you. I designed this costume myself.

Sure. Black and white eyes, red suit. Though you made it your own with the crossword theme. Oh wait. Webs! Those are webs. [laughs] No pouches though. You need pouches. Which reminds me why I’m here. Gotta' use the little boys’ computer.