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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps · Season 1, Episode 6

Gaz and Jonny in “Ugly Babies”

Gaz

What is a hulk anyway?

Jonny

I’m not sure. I think it’s a cross between hunk and bulk. Of course, you can’t have The Incredible Hunk, 'cos that just sounds like gay porn.

Gaz

Yeah, and you can’t have The Incredible Bulk...'cos that just sounds like gay porn.

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