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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps · Season 1, Episode 2

Gaz in “Spunk”

GazWill Mellor

I'm laying down the seeds for my reign of power over Donna. See, the more I don't phone her the more desperate and insecure she becomes, soon she will surrender to my constant demand for sexual gratification.

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