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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place · Season 1

Berg, Sharon and others in “Two Guys, a Girl and a Presentation”

Berg

(Makes Star Trek noises into voice recorder and does Captain Kirk impression) Captain's Log, Stardate 644.1: The... Klingons have surrounded us and are attempting to board the Enterprise. Kirk Out. (To panel) Mr. Sulu, take us to Warp Factor 8. Chekov! Nice dress.

Sharon

Berg!

Berg

Klingons! (To Pete) Bones!

Pete

Idiot!

Sharon

Berg, get out here, right now!

Berg

Scotty! Beam. Me. Up. Now! (To room) Wait here! I'll send help.

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