Hi, Charlie.
Courtney? I thought you were in prison.
I was, but I'm out now. Wanna go to Vegas?
Are you kidding? I'm in the middle of Thanksgiving with my family. Last time we were together you kind of ripped me off.
I haven't had sex in three years.
Bye, everybody.
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