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Two and a Half Men · Season 8, Episode 2

Eldridge in “A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer”

EldridgeGraham Patrick Martin

(Charlie has bribed Jake and Eldridge with five one-hundred dollar bills and told them to split it up any way they want.)

No matter how I figure it out there's gonna be one left over!

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