Charlie
I have a kid now.
Lisa
Oh, God, Charlie, what poor girl did you knock up?
Charlie
No, no, it's my nephew. He and my brother are living with me now. I'm like, Mr. Family Guy.
Lisa
Yeah, right, family guy. How's it going with your mom?
Charlie
What the hell does my mom have to do with family?
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