Gordon Cole, Shelly Johnson and others in “Episode Twenty-Six”

Gordon Cole

COOP! THEY SAY THAT LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND, MAKES PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SAID A DOG GUN THING ABOUT A CURE FOR HEARING LOSS. [to Shelly] Shelly, you are a miracle worker and a goddess sent from heaven.

Shelly Johnson

I’m a waitress in a diner I’ve never been compared to a goddess before.

Gordon Cole

Well shelly you just don’t know your own value. [to Dale Cooper] COOP! SHE’S A RARE AND PRECIOUS INDIVIDUAL, DON’T YOU THINK?

I know what you mean Gordon.

Gordon Cole

[turns to Shelly] Shelly turn around and face me a moment before I lose my nerve. I’m about ready to leave Twin Peaks and I don’t know when I’m gonna return but I want you to know that meeting you has been more than a privilege, you touched my heart and I know that if I don’t kiss you now I’m gonna regret it the rest of my days.

Bobby Briggs

[seeing Gordon and Shelly kiss] Hey! What the hell's going on?

Gordon Cole

YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT. [to Shelly] Acts like he's never seen a kiss before.

Uh, Gordon…

Gordon Cole

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN!