Tru quotes from Tru Calling

Jack

I'm sorry, Tru, I'd love to help you, I really would. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to hear you say those two magic words.

Tru

Please, Jack.

Jack

Oooh sorry, those weren't the magic words we were looking for.

Tru

I knew this was a bad idea.

Jack

Oh come on, Tru, I just wanna hear you say it one time... Help me.

Tru

Would you settle for "bite me"?

Jack

I don't see why we couldn't carpool. For someone who's dedicated to saving lives you should really take better care of the environment, Tru.

Tru

Well, I've got this thing about not getting into a car with a guy who kills people for a living.

Jack

Looks like I got the day off, 'cause you're good, Davies, but you're not that good. Stale corpse, no clues. Hey. What if I was to offer to help you with your job today?

Tru

What if I was to offer to help you kiss my a**?

Jack

That's funny. No, but really, think of it as a holiday truce. What harm could I do? There was only fatality in the city yesterday and that one already ho-ho happened, am I right? Come on, there's no one to save, there's no one to fight over. I might even be helpful.

Tru

Jack, there is no way I would ever accept your help.

Jack

You try and be a nice guy. Merry Christmas to all, and to all good luck.