A character in Trigun
Played by Masaya Onosaka
Trigun · 47 quotes
Most-quoted character in Trigun: in 31 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Wolfwood (7), Meryl (3), Knives (2)
VashAnd I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG! ~Vash
Ooo scaaary. Later!
VashThanks a lot, dream wrecker
Vash*snort* SCARRRRYYYYYYYY!
VashAhh, I was so sure it would work out this time. She was such a cutie, but I guess there's no way it could have worked; I don't want to get arrested, and this one will probably be blamed on me too... Ahh.
VashI intend to use it create equality and peace throughout the world!
VashI'm like a hunter of Peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that
VashMama, why does this keep happening to me? I haven't done anything wrong but I'm always in trouble and everybody's always picks on me, whado I do Mamaaaaa? [Notices he's been crying on boxers] AHH!!! (In the English dub, he says Why am I crying in French?!)
VashStop there. I don't like sleeping with men, especially ugly ones. Would you please be good enough to go now?...Hey, he actually did what I asked him.
[Talking about Milly and Meryl's sense of perception that he's actually buying for two.]
VashGeez, those girls are pretty sharp. The big one [Milly] is exceptionally scary. My only salvation is she doesn't know how sharp she is.
VashAh, man! Why can't I just get a break?! Death and poverty like me so much, they brought FRIENDS! On yeah, and then the insurance girls! It never ends! ...ow.
[While headbutting Kite to snap him out of being a crybaby]
VashWHAT (thud) ARE (thud) YOU (thud) GET- (thud) ING (thud) ALL (thud) SENTI- (thud) MENTAL (thud) ON (thud) ME (thud) FOR (thud) YOU (thud) LITTLE (thud) SQUIRT?! ...Feeling better now?
VashWhat a haul! Now we got some guns to play with!
VashWell, I guess it is kind of a stupid approach, isn't it? I know that...you're right, it's true. It is very sloppy of me. But you know what? I made a promise. If I put out even one flame of life, it would make her sad.
VashMy name is Vash the Stampede. I have been a hunter of peace who chases the mayfly known as love for many, many moons now. There is no rest for me in my search for peace. I meditate diligently every morning. The subjects are life and love. I quit after 3 seconds.
VashWhat have I... what have I be... come...?
Wolfwood, what am I supposed to do when I see him? I actually killed a man with my own hand... what could I possibly say to him? I'm no different... (Buries face in hands) Rem... I'm sorry, Rem... I did a terrible thing... Now I'm a sinner too...
VashEven if you make a mistake, if you realize it was a mistake, you can always fix it.
VashThat day, that time, 130 years ago we were born, weren't we? There was nothing but peaceful days, and Rem was always close behind us. But our disagreeing thoughts changed each of our ways of life, didn't they? I don't regret it. I will vow once again not to kill, not to betray, but to find happiness, to talk about my dreams, because the ticket to the future is always blank.
VashHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M LIKE A SITTING DUCK OVER HERE! I'M DEFENSELESS!
(bandit fires towards the voice but Vash grabs his gun, fires a smiley-face in a rock and holds him at gunpoint)
Oh, shit!
VashNow, stand real still! You wouldn't want this gun to go off, would you?
I FOUND HIM! HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE, BOSS!
VashUh, would you mind lowering your gun like a good boy?
Forget it!
VashYou don't like pain, do you?
I'm used to it!
VashWell, I'll feel sorry for your wife and kids, you'll make 'em cry...
I ain't got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single!
VashSound like a pretty lonely life.
I'm telling you... (turns around) ... you have to die! It would sure make us all very happy if you do!
Vash(smiles) Sorry, I don't do requests!
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