Vash quotes from Trigun

Our fate is being partners. The only possible way he can be happy is when I'm happy!

Vash

(sarcastic) That's just beautiful!

Vash

(Slurred) Nightpatrol? Wow thats really great aren't these girls wonderful?

Vash

Look do you see that little girl, her mother promised to buy her something with her money that used to be in that bank.

you know her?

Vash

Nah I just made it up.

Whatdya plan to do with that gun?

What's the matter? Just shoot the guy!!

Vash

(lowers gun) ...Rem...

Vash

I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser (... the Third- English). :(Please - Japanese) Don't hesitate to call-

Milly

[Laughs.] What are you talking about, Mister Vash the Stampede?

Vash

I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!

You're the outlaw!

Vash

What's that got to do with anything?!

Meryl

Why doesn't anything nice ever follow you!?

Vash

I know, it's a real drag, isn't it!?

Well I'll be. I'm actually surprised that you can smile like that.

Vash

Huh? What do you mean?

You had me kinda worried. I noticed you always smile and seem really friendly, but the way you smiled was so empty it hurt to watch you. You're hurting like crazy on the inside, yet you grin and bear it.

Vash

So this is what you got me so plastered for yesterday!

You really think I'd try something that cheap?!

Vash

Yeah, I do, after you went and signed me up without asking!

You did the same to me!

Vash

Hey, don't kill them! [Dodges gunfire.]

I'm amazed you can say that at a time like this!

Vash

Hey, whatever happened to thou shalt not kill?!

Meryl

(upon seeing Vash's scars for the first time) So those scars... are the price you paid for dealing with your opponents without killing them?

Vash

It's not exactly... something I don't like girls to see. I think many of them would run away.

Meryl

wouldn't run away... What I mean is, they wouldn't run away.

I wanted to keep you safe, but it turned out the other way around. I was too weak.

Vash

Don't be stupid.

Thank you...I'm sorry.

Vash

Those are both my lines.

Are you dissing my beautiful Angelina 2 Vash?!

Vash

Actually I'm dissing you, not your stupid broken motorcycle!!

Come again needle noggin'?

Vash

Hey who you callin' needle noggin'?

I'd say it's pretty damn obvious!

Vash

I failed. I failed to save someone again.

Man is born a mortal being, and we all make mistakes. It's part of the game. Just be more careful the next time.

Vash

It's hard for me to accept making mistakes like this.

Then you can choose to suffer. That's also a part of the experience of mortal life.

Vash

Oh yeah. Mortal.

We should have died a very long time ago you and I. The instant we fell upon this sandy land without pain and without sorrow. Now the schedule's been merely set back. The end is near. It is time to embrace it.. That is why I must.. I must end it, end it now. This is the climax Vash the stamp- [gets cut off by Vash shooting him, before getting a gun pointed to his head] So do you hate me? I'm not surprised, if you do I wouldn't blame you. So many sad things happen to you, whether they are friend or enemy the people you meet die. Its enough to sap one's tears.

Vash

Shut up!

You know this is not finished yet. Did you really expect the end to come so easily? Don't you understand you're not human? It is time to realize exactly who you are!

Vash

Oh no.. Please it can't be!

There is power in that light. Power that you have always possessed. Even more this represents what you are.

Vash

I..I can't.. Not again... NOT AGAIN!!!! [deactivates the Angel Arm]

Haven't you given up yet Vash? Its really quite annoying.

Vash

... Bastard..

You're out of options. Fight back or you'll die. Why don't you go ahead? I would welcome this to be my time. After all, there's no reason for such an egocentric, incomplete life like mine to be allowed to continue anyway. Give me the gift of nothingness. Give me death. My master is waiting for you. He's looking forward to your visit. I was compelled to attach this arm to myself, I had to because you refused to be by his side. Kill me.

Vash

I-I can't..

Go ahead

Vash

I can't!

Meryl

[watches Milly get thrown down to the ground] Milly!

Vash

Stop them! No more! I said stop it now!

Then shoot me! Its alright kill me.. Its simple all you need to do is pull the trigger. Once you have killed me this will all be over. Come on time to choose. You have free will.

Vash

Stop it.. don't make me shoot.

You're faith in humanity is hopelessly obstinate... to actually believe the prattlings of a woman who speaks in idealistic terms that are worthless. I guess that kind of thinking is reasonable for someone who has lived for more than a century. But that.. that way of life is pathetic, even comical. Rem Saverem, hmph, a waste of existence who only spoke in aggravating logic. A worthless human being, just like me.. but unlike you.

Vash

THAT'S ENOUGH!

Luck and persistence won't work forever.

As we journey through our lives we must always search for ways to make everyone happy.

Don't force your way of life upon others..

No one has the right to take the life of another..

Don't tell me what your dreams are in a world like this!

If you keep your vision clear you always find the future.

The humans treat you well? Did you have fun, dear brother?

Vash

Yeah, I did! Best thing that ever happened to me.