HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M LIKE A SITTING DUCK OVER HERE! I'M DEFENSELESS!
(bandit fires towards the voice but Vash grabs his gun, fires a smiley-face in a rock and holds him at gunpoint)
Oh, shit!
Now, stand real still! You wouldn't want this gun to go off, would you?
I FOUND HIM! HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE, BOSS!
Uh, would you mind lowering your gun like a good boy?
Forget it!
You don't like pain, do you?
I'm used to it!
Well, I'll feel sorry for your wife and kids, you'll make 'em cry...
I ain't got no kids and most women find me pretty offensive so I'm single!
Sound like a pretty lonely life.
I'm telling you... (turns around) ... you have to die! It would sure make us all very happy if you do!
(smiles) Sorry, I don't do requests!
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