TV show quotes
I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser (... the Third- English). :(Please - Japanese) Don't hesitate to call-
[Laughs.] What are you talking about, Mister Vash the Stampede?
I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!
You're the outlaw!
What's that got to do with anything?!
Why doesn't anything nice ever follow you!?
I know, it's a real drag, isn't it!?
Well I'll be. I'm actually surprised that you can smile like that.
Huh? What do you mean?
You had me kinda worried. I noticed you always smile and seem really friendly, but the way you smiled was so empty it hurt to watch you. You're hurting like crazy on the inside, yet you grin and bear it.
My name is Vash the Stampede. I have been a hunter of peace who chases the mayfly known as love for many, many moons now. There is no rest for me in my search for peace. I meditate diligently every morning. The subjects are life and love. I quit after 3 seconds.
[While exchanging gunshots at each other.]
So this is what you got me so plastered for yesterday!
You really think I'd try something that cheap?!
Yeah, I do, after you went and signed me up without asking!
You did the same to me!
Hey, don't kill them! [Dodges gunfire.]
I'm amazed you can say that at a time like this!
Hey, whatever happened to thou shalt not kill?!
(Thinking to himself while losing at chess) Oh man! Now what am I supposed to do? Should I butt this guy in the head and make a break for it? [gasps] No, no! What am I thinking? I can't do that! I'm a man of God for God's sake!
Hey Mister Priest! What a peasant surprise!
Ha! Pleasant.
Hey! That happened to be my can of pudding! And you wasted it. [knocks out offenders with her stun gun] You should never get between people and their pudding.
(to Milly) Gee, young lady, you're enormous! Are you expecting sextuplets?
[giggles and turns to Wolfwood] Isn't it lovely today out, honey?
[grimaces] Excruciatingly pleasant, honey.
(hiding beneath Milly's duster) I am really sorry about all this.
It's all right. Just stay out of sight.
[thugs scuffle by, looking for Moore]
(thinking) How did this happen? No matter what I do, I always seem to get into trouble with this girl. [Milly plucks the unlit cigarette from his lips] Hey!
Secondhand smoke is bad for the baby, darling.
[forcing laughter] Oh, yeah. Gee. Sorry about that, honey
[Milly and Wolfwood walk away from tent, Milly carrying pudding]
Thank you for buying all of these for me Mr Wolfwood!
I should be thanking you. You saved my bacon, Chessmaster.
I guess I'm good at chess. My big brother used to make me play chess with him all the time.
A big brother, huh? Hey, that must be nice. Any other siblings?
[Milly holds out her hands, dropping the bags of pudding] No, but there's 10 brothers and sisters!
You're the youngest aren't you?
Yeah. Wow! How did you know that!?
Sometimes the answers just crash down from heaven.
The sky is unbelievably blue... There I go again. Guess it's kinda stupid, huh? Still keep thinking how I'd like to show it to you, even though that's no longer possible. I just can't help myself...
The Deadly Dodgeball Head! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with intense suction! Try this at home, kids!
They're dead. People are dead. You killed them all! You killed all the people! Die with them!
I was dreaming, Rem. Everything... Everything was so horribly dry, even peoples' hearts. From far away, as I watched the people who lived there, I always found myself wondering how and why could they possibly keep on living? What motivation did they have that would get them up every day, no matter what, for the rest of their lives?
This is all I can do. If I... If I shoot him now, you really would die. It would be wrong to shoot him, right?
I'm not that trusting. I kept my finger on the trigger the whole time.
(upon seeing Vash's scars for the first time) So those scars... are the price you paid for dealing with your opponents without killing them?
It's not exactly... something I don't like girls to see. I think many of them would run away.
wouldn't run away... What I mean is, they wouldn't run away.
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