[Sam gets out of the pick-up truck]
Barb.
Hi, Sam.
Hey Randy, do you wanna sign this so I can get started, please?
Sign what?
It's a purchase order.
Purchase order for what?
To pave the park.
I didn't call to have the park paved.
I got an emergency call to get down here and pave the park right away. Sign it so I can get started.
I didn't do it, Sam. I didn't call ya.
Fuck, there's your name, Randy Bo Bandy. Now sign it so I can get started.
He said he didn't call, Sam!
Bo Bandy? I didn't call. I didn't call.
Once I start that truck, I'm on the fucking clock, okay? So sign it so I can get started.
I'm not signing shit! Why don't you go back and pave your cave, ya fuckin' caveman?
The fuck did you call me?
Well...you are a caveman, Sam.
Yeah, a fuckin' caveman!
Listen Burger Boy, you fuckin' pay me right now! You pay me right now! You fuckin' pay me right now!
[Randy and Sam fight each other]
Randy! Sam! Sam! Randy!
Alright. You guys are under arrest for breach of the peace.
[The cops arrest Randy and Sam]
Motherfuckers, every time I come down here!
Ted, it's not my fault!
I gotta deal with you here, Randy.
Ted, this is bullshit! I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic and it got all fucked up! SON OF A BITCH! FOR FUCK'S SAKES! THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!
[Ted opens the back door, puts Randy in the police car and closes the back door]
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