[while searching for the "samsquamtch" that's been destroying their weed field]
Bubbles, hold the binoculars. If this thing's down there, Julian, I want you to shoot him, then I'm gonna jump on top of the cocksucker with a net, and we're gonna have to beat him with everything we fuckin' got.
[Ricky turns his attention to the camera crew]
I could need some help from you dicks, alright?
[Ricky grabs the microphone boom and brings the mic close to his face]
You hear that there, Mr. Microphone Man? If we get this thing down in the net, you fuckin' jump in and help us!
[Ricky pushes the boom away from himself, causing the sound man to drop the boom]
Fuckin' idiot.
Frig off, Rick!
Don't tell me to frig off. Thing attacks you, I'm not even gonna jump in.
[Bubbles falls down while walking down a trail]
Boys, I slipped in poop! Bigfoot poop!
[Bubbles tries to catch a look at the bottom of his shoes]
Do I got Bigfoot poop on me?
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