[Ricky walks up to a hotel front desk with a beat up old guitar]
Welcome to the Prince Elliot.
How's it goin'? I'm Alex Lifeson's personal guitar tech, and I gotta take this up to his room right away. Can I have the key, please?
[Ricky walks into room 2112 quietly and sneaks up on Alex shaving in the bathroom]
[narration] Most rockstars are supposed to be really approachable and really fun and easy to talk to, but for some reason Alex wasn't.
I need four tickets to your concert right now. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Look, look. I'm not a ticket agency. I'm sorry. I can't help you with the tickets.
You can't give me four tickets to your concert?!
I'm sorry.
[narration] He's just one of these guys that, "Hey, I don't want to talk to anybody," and "I'm a big fancy rock star," and "You can't talk to me!" So, it pissed me off.
[Ricky starts wrapping Alex up in duct tape]
Hang on a second, man! Hang on!
[Ricky leads Alex down the hallway in his robe, duct-taped and ankle-cuffed]
Let's go. No fuckin' around here. You say a word about this and I'm gonna tell everyone you sexually assaulted me.
Come on, give me a break!
Come with me, just take it easy. We're just gonna go for a little ride.
[They walk into the lobby]
Hotel security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of here!
What's going on? Male prostitute?
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