[Julian is driving Ricky and the dog after Ricky got shot and the dog ate weed brownies]
It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway.
Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for forty-five minutes.
Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up!
Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think!
I don't give a--I'M BLEEDIN' TO DEATH HERE! YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT! LOOK AT MY ASS!
I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi.
LEVI?! FUCK LEVI! I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!
Listen Ricky. If that dog dies, I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death, all right?!
I don't give a fuck about the dog, all right?!
SHUT UP!
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?! ME OR THE DOG?!
SHUT UP!
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?!
SHUT UP!
[Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone]
Fuckin' bleedin' to death here!
Come on, Levi.
[Levi answers]
Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here.
You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies?
Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies.
I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG BROWNIES!
YOU FED THE DOG!
HE ATE THEM!
SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!
I NEED FUCKIN'!
SHUT UP!
THIS IS FUCKED UP!
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