[Ricky and Julian are behind the trailer park plinking at bottles]
Do you ever watch pornos?
Why?
Just makin' conversation, man. Just wondering what you think of the guys who act in them.
They're greasy.
[Ricky shoots and a bullet ricochets, causing Julian to spill his drink]
Sorry, man. Well, let's suppose for a minute that I act in a porno movie. Would you think I was greasy? 'Cause that's a little different.
You're thinking about doing a porno flick with J-ROC, aren't ya? If you're doing that, then yeah, you'd be real greasy. And stupid.
Would you see DeNiro doing a porn flick?
Well, I don't know. If they paid him enough money, he'd probably do one.
No, he wouldn't. You're stupid.
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