Finally, an evil villain who isn't bitter about being dissed or something.
It says here that the Lady Dragon left the video game industry several years ago because they refused to make some of her more eccentric games.
Figures.
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Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are.
[as Alex, Clover and Sam are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.
SGSecurity Guard
Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.
Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?
While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?
EEmperor
Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.
OK. A man of few words.
Too few.
Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.
[after she stepped onto the black substance] Eww! Tunnel gunk, that's the last time I wear designer boots to the desert!
[as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.
Alex, that's it!
What's it? Melting my face?
You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?
She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin.
Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel.
Oh.
[happily] YES! Sammy, Clover, quick! You've got to help me think of an excuse!
Good idea, Sammy! Let's make a break for it.
[after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?
She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
That's genius! I mean, that's sick.
[after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
Not funny much.
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