Ah. Hello, ladies. I trust I wasn't interrupting anything important.
Come on, Jer. It's never bothered you before.
True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's polite to ask once in a while.
[Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]
Jerry, did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again?
[hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.
Alex[to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
[photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
Alex
[to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?
[Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]
[to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.
Alex
[holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.
[Alex turns Oinky to Clover]
Alex
Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.
Ah, uh, I don't know, Alex. I don't think Oinky would like our place. You know, not enough mud.
Alex
[to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!
[Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]
[The girls are now back on campus, walking]
Ah. Phew. Fighting that metal menace was a workout. Luckily, I have a free period next so I can relax at the pent house.
[Suddenly, Oinky oinks offscreen, running up to Alex. Alex picks him up]
Alex
Aw, look at him. What a loyal, little oinker he is, aren't you, Oinky? [she oinks] Aw. [she hugs him, causing him to squeal excitedly] Oh, I have to take a picture of this. Mr. Oinky visits campus.
Alex
[to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oh, really? That's incredible.
[to Alex] What did he say?
Alex
[to Clover] I have no idea.
[Clover faints, sighing, while Alex pets Oinky]
[Last lines]
TTrent
[driving the cart next to Mandy in the hallway] Why won't you let me drive you today, Mandy?
[angrily walking next to the cart in the hallway] I am not in the mood for carts today, thank you very much, and... [turning to Trent] I don't know why. [She attempts to enter the girls' restroom, only to scream, getting startled by Oinky, who growls at her, wearing a bodyguard uniform] What...is...that...pig doing blocking the door?!
Alex
[to Mandy, about Oinky] Oh, no biggie, Mandy. Oinky is just OUR new bodyguard.
[Mandy screams, enraged, as the camera trucks-out to Oinky oinking and the girls laughing. The episode irises-out]
[Oinky brings Alex a truffle, panting]
Alex
I had no idea Oinky's a truffle pig.
[Suddenly, The Mandy Statue tips over]
Look out, girls! Incoming W.H.O.O.P.-age!
[Suddenly, the girls get W.H.O.O.P.-ed. The Mandy Statue tips back to its normal position]
[As the spies get assigned on Halloween night, Sam's costume is a clown, Alex's costume is a donkey, and Clover's costume is a mummy.]
Yo, Alex, quit horsing around.
Alex
[squeaks Sam's red nose] Honk honk. Been wanting to do that all day.
Tell anyone about this embarrassing costume and I'll
Mummy's the word. You think I want anyone to know I look like this?
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