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Torchwood · Season 2, Episode 1

Jack and John in “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”

[John has skulled half a bottle of vodka]

Jack

So, how was rehab?

John

Rehabs. Plural.

Jack

Drink, drugs, sex and ...?

John

Murder.

Jack

[laughs] You went to murder rehab?

John

I know. Ridiculous. The odd kill, who does it hurt?

Jack

[jokingly worried] You clean now?

John

[deadpan] Yeah, kicked everything, living like a priest.

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