[On the Road of Death, Jeremy with his eyes on a passing vehicle accidentally rams James despite being warned not to earlier on. Shaken and angry, James gets out with his machete and approaches Jeremy's car]
Sorry, I was...
[Overlapping] I was pretty f**king straight with you on this one, and now you're gonna get machete'd to death. [starts jabbing the blade at Jeremy's neck, half-threatening]
[fending James off] Don't- I was watching the taxi!
[interrupting] I did warn you! Did I or did I not warn you?!
[In Richard's truck]
[casually observing the spectacle] James is killing Jeremy... Yeah, thing's are going well.
[Back to James and Jeremy]
I was watching the taxi.
You weren't!
I was watching the taxi.
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