[Analysing each others' kit for the journey]
Richard
[pointing to James' utility belt] What's all this?
James
That is my belt of many things.
Richard
Are these all stuff for...
Jeremy
[interrupting] What is that?
James
Don't touch it. That is a dental healthcare kit.
Richard
What's this?
James
Don't touch it, just ask. That, is a shoe polishing kit.
Jeremy and Richard
What?!
James
It's a shoe polishing kit.
Jeremy
Well thank God for that. If we get hungry, we'll be able to eat his Kiwi boot polish.
Richard
Basically, what you've done is bought My First Explorer Kit.
James
[Jeremy inspects the rear of the belt] Don't touch it!
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