Jeremy
[voiceover] I honestly believed that at some point on our long and torturous route, one of us would be killed. Probably wouldn't be Hammond though. Because unlike us two, he at least could get a helmet which fitted.
Jeremy
The reason I don't ride a motorcycle is because I have a large brain.
Richard
No, you have a big head.
Jeremy
The reason why crash helmets are small is because people who wear them haven't got a brain. Otherwise they'd have a car.
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