[Introducing the special from the studio]
Jeremy
Hello and and welcome to a sea of disappointed faces. Because these people have driven all the way down here today only to find the show isn't actually coming from here today.
James
No, it is in fact coming from six thousand miles away, here [points on map] in Vietnam.
Richard
Yes, we were told to meet in the centre of Saigon and await further instructions.
Jeremy
So, sit back, enjoy the ride.
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