[Jeremy describing his bike without any of the enthusiasm the other presenters have shown]
I've bought this, which is um... a motorcycle.
Well technically, this is a scooter. [picks it up into the upright position]
If you let go now it will just fall over.
No, it's got a thing called a stand!
You really don't know anything about bikes do you? I mean, really...
Nothing.
Tell you what I will say, it's actually very pretty. But it's going to be useless because whatever the challenge is, tiny wheels and looking good--that's not going to help.
Why are tiny wheels wrong?
Because the holes are big and the little wheels go further in.
What holes?
The holes in the road.
So you're going be [wobbly sound] all over the place.
How many cylinders has it got?
One.
One?
It's a two stroke.
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