[talking about the results of Richard's car] Again, the steering wheel had what turned out to be saliva staining on it. And lastly, we have pubic hairs, [James snorts] and, uh, faeces.
[laughs] I'm sorry, did you just say the word "faeces"?
What certainly appeared to be faecal matter, yeah.
That's poo, isn't it?
That's poo. It's...
[to Richard] Your car's got poo in it.
Is that... normal?
It's like driving around in a Morroccan prison, in the front of his car? [voiceover] After the forensic test, my colleagues were very distressed.
[James is wearing surgical gloves and a mouth mask in his car, Richard is wearing a hazmat suit]
Oh, God!
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