[During the news]
And the big news is, James and Richard have both had a horrible accident with a Flymo.
No, no, listen!
You must have noticed.
No - it was the end of my mid-life crisis, so I lost the hair. I'm done.
And you actually think it's ended, dressed as Adam and the Ants?
He's Sergeant Pepper.
I've moved on.
What would you do if I sang out of tune, Hammond?
You can shut up, because in that film, you looked like Ted Nugent and now you look like Kojak. Where's it gone?
It is noticeable, mate.
That from a man, ladies and gentlemen, who presumably was bald until puberty.
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