[while Jeremy is supposed to be getting an ice cream for James and Richard...]
[narrating] While Jeremy was gone, I'm afraid we hatched a plan.[speaking to James] You see where it drops away to the edge of the cliff?
Yeah.
If we pushed his car there, just park it on the edge. He won't be able to go forwards obviously...
I know what you're thinking.
...He'd never back it up.
That's brilliant!
Go on stick it down there, 'cause he'll see it from the bottom, he'll see the tower on the edge. [laughs]
He's taken the [keys].
Well push it, push it, push it!
[they start to push Jeremy's block of flats to the edge]
[cut to Jeremy who is licking an ice-cream on the pier, with the three cars on a cliff in the far background]
That's good. [takes another lick] That's very good.
[cut back to James and Richard]
The handbrake's off.
Just get it, just get it right to the edge...
Yeah yeah.
I reckon if we...
Oh hang on...
That's not...
Oh f***..!
[cut to Jeremy]
In weather like this, amongst scenery like that, holidaying in England...[takes a lick of the ice-cream]...even in a motor-home does make sense. [to the cameraman] Is that alright?
[as he's saying this his block of flats tumbles over the cliff, disintegrating into rubble in the process]
[seeing the crew look behind him] What?[turns to look, sees the wreckage of his car lying on the beach, and turns back] What's that?
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