[Describing an outfitted Range Rover they have in the studio]
And here is the really amazing bit. This is what's called a "self-replenishing drinks cabinet". For the first year you own the car, when your drink supplies are getting low, they come 'round and top them up free of charge!
Wow! Wow!
Do I have to buy the car, or can I just have the self-replenishing drinks cabinet?
Honestly, I tell you what: if I bought this car, the diesel in the tank after one year would be exactly the same as it was when it came.
You'd still be in the same field. I tried drinking the diesel but then the man arrived with more champagne! I just want one of those!
No, it is. I mean really and truthfully, this is the car to buy if you are sensible... or if you're a drunk!
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