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S13 E5

Top Gear · Season 13, Episode 5

James, Jeremy and others in “July 19th, 2009”

[During the discussion on the Honda FR-V]

James

That's, actually, that's not the worst bit about those, those six-seater cars, because it could be worse if you had your wife in the front, and both daughters, and you sat in the back.

Jeremy

[sympathetically] Ohh.

James

No, but you do see that occasionally. You see the mother in the front, and then, and then there's a bloke sitting in the back seat.

Richard

On his own.

Jeremy

It's tragic.

James

There's nothing more pitiable.

Richard

Pathetic.

Jeremy

It's the most pitiable sight you can see.

James

She's effectively saying, "You've given me the baby, now get in the back."

Richard

[nodding] Yeah.

Jeremy

[stares at James for a moment, then bursts out laughing]

James

[realizes what he said, points at the camera]... No.

Jeremy

Uh, that... concludes the news, OK? [looks at James and bursts out laughing again, this time taking Richard with him]

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