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S13 E2

Top Gear · Season 13, Episode 2

Jeremy, James and others in “June 28th, 2009”

[Richard has crashed his car. Jeremy runs over to it and opens the door.]

Jeremy

You alright?

[After hearing no answer from Richard, he closes the door again.]

Jeremy

[mournfully] Dead.

James

Really?

Jeremy

Yeah... [sniffs] Yeah. Anyway, er...

James

Back to the studio.

Jeremy

[indignantly] That's my line!

[Later, in the studio...]

Richard

[gently] Luckily, children, I got better; you may not be so lucky.

James

[also gently] Yes, it's like my penis: that grew back. Yours might not.

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