[Richard has crashed his car. Jeremy runs over to it and opens the door.]
Jeremy
You alright?
[After hearing no answer from Richard, he closes the door again.]
Jeremy
[mournfully] Dead.
James
Really?
Jeremy
Yeah... [sniffs] Yeah. Anyway, er...
James
Back to the studio.
Jeremy
[indignantly] That's my line!
[Later, in the studio...]
Richard
[gently] Luckily, children, I got better; you may not be so lucky.
James
[also gently] Yes, it's like my penis: that grew back. Yours might not.
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