[After Richard and James arrive at the school with their used cars]
[Narrating] And then, a geography teacher arrived.
[The "geography teacher" is, in fact, Jeremy, who is driving a beige Volvo 940 estate]
God above, I thought that was one of the teachers!
[Laughing as Jeremy gets out of his car] I'm sorry, I'm 17, "Happy birthday, son!" [Richard fakes crying for a moment]
[Completely serious] Perfect car for any 17-year-old.
Why?
Why?
Yes!
My turbo!
It is a low-pressure turbo.
[To James] What have you got?
I've got a Golf.
Has it got a turbo?
No.
[Talking about his own car] They did do a turbo--
What is that?
That's a Hyundai S-coupé, and they did do a turbo.
Not on this one.
No, not on this particular one.
So you turn up, at the school, here's my turbo. There's another very important issue that we must address: The most precious thing in your life, your child, speaking as a parent, is sitting in that seat, yes?
Yes.
[Indicating the hood] Look at the amount of metal between him and the tree he will inevitably hit!
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