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Top Gear · Season 13, Episode 1

Richard, James and others in “June 21st, 2009”

[During the news, discussing the Skoda Fabia Scout]

Richard

...so presuming that it comes with a 10p piece, bit of string in the glove box, and it pitches up on your doorstep every year to ask for a pound to clean itself.

James

So I supposed that every summer it goes off and sort of stays in the countryside somewhere, and is... touched inappropriately.

[crowd laughs]

Jeremy

No, no James. [crowd continues laughing] No, no James. That's the Skoda Catholic Church.

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